The Daily Foup

Entry#1:
According to incorrect eHarmony commercials, 1 in 5 relationships begin online. While this is some great useless information, you have to wonder how many of those relationships start on Xbox live/ Halo Reach. Regardless on how many have started there so far, I'm here to increase the number of these Halo Relationships, or as I call them Reachationships.

So if you're hunting for some Reach tail, I suggest you start in Rumble Pit because this gives the opposite sex the knowledge that you are ready to rumble. Once a lobby is set up, talk to the crowd, prospect to see if there are any special lady Spartans that seem to be to your taste. If you have found this special woman, check out her armor, and complement her because this can always increase your chances in seeing whats under that helmet. By now the voting process has definitely begun and there are two options in Foup's playbook of love that work quite nicely.

#1 Assert your dominance. Vote what you want and let her know that nothing in this Reachationship is her choice. Your the spartan in this reachationship, and your going to wear the chest piece. If you do take this stance, know that it could backfire, and she could just take you as another gamer who be trash talking her maps. Also, if you do decide to be dominant Spartan, never back down, because you never know when a woman could come and steal the chest piece and wear it for the rest of the game.

#2Vote with her. Sure it could seem like a pussy move, but hey, who said that being nice to a lady spartan couldn't get her helmet off. Being a gentlemen is always a fine choice, but make sure not to be to much of one, cause then your just gay.
The main problem with this choice is that the women may put you in the friend zone forever. You may never get to see whats under her armor, cause' she thinks you respect her.

My advice, go between the two. Be gentlemanly, but don't be afraid to tell that lady spartan whats what. And if you don't follow my advice, who the foup cares.

Good Luck to all the Players,
Foup